This just in!! Most wanted Inmate from the Penile System!!
Astry has escaped out of her prison!!
Last seen wearing an county orange zippered jumpsuit.
Unzipped to way below modesty. Broken handcuffs may
or may not be visable around her wrists. This gun toting vixen
is to be consider heavily armed and dangerously sexy. If you see anyone
matching this description, please call the authorities.